Sookie Stackhouse Books

This list will be updated as necessary.

You know you’re reading too much True Blood when…:

1) You are out in public and smell other people’s perfumes, scents etc… and call it tracking
2) It’s a dark, dreary day and you say to your dog “ooh the vampires would be out early today”
3) You know you’re a true blood fan when you are “doing it” with your bf and you call him ERIC!
4) You now think that shifters are normal
5) Your hatred for Debbie Pelt feels real
6) You think you see actual bottles of True Blood at the grocery store
7) You expect Vin Diesel to turn into a tiger
8) You will sit in a cold bath because you just can’t stop reading
9) You googled Bon Temps, Louisiana to see if it was a real place
10) You get excited over casting news for the TV show